The Story of the Little Mole Who Knew It Was None of His Business

This picture book tells the tale of a little mole who puts his head up above the ground only to have some animal go to the toilet on his head. The mole, who is very short-sighted and wears thick glasses, doesn't see who it was so he goes in search of animals to ask. Each animal says 'no' and then shows what their own poop looks like. Eventually the mole finds out which animal is responsible and has his revenge.