Showing posts with label instructional. Show all posts
Showing posts with label instructional. Show all posts

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Facebuilder for Men

Description: Just as strength training exercises build and define body muscles, Facebuilder defines, builds, and tones facial muscles. Carole Maggio's program offers quick and remarkable results-visible in less than a week. (more...)

The Art of Pole Dancing: A Spin-by-Spin Guide

Description: This sizzling guide features 50 of the best basic moves, from hip swivels, knee drops, and thigh wraps to booty shakes and splits. Attractive photographs open every chapter, and each choreographic morsel is illustrated with line drawings (more than 200 in all) as well as easy-to-follow instructions that will soon entice anyone to move boldly to the music! (more...)

The Black Man's Guide on How to Cheat on Your Woman

Description: Women on the side hold the same complicated value as a complicated video game. It s fun to play and it may involve some time but when it is all said and done, you can always turn the damn thing off and get back to real life. This book will teach you how to maintain your home life and how to play the streets. Women know we cheat! This is not some new profound thing. It's how you do it! There are rules to this game. After reading this book you will be a better cheater, well informed or a committed man! (more...)

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Bombproof Your Horse

Description: A clearly illustrated manual that shows equestrians how to prepare their mounts for the unexpected, turning them into safer, more pleasurable mounts. (more...)

Sunday, April 6, 2008

15 Point Guide To Peeing in the City

It's tough to find a public restroom in the city but who says you need one? Ray Tempus teaches us to think outside the lavatory with his pocket sized urban survival guide. Tricks and tips for both genders.

People Who Don't Know They're Dead: How They Attach Themselves to Unsuspecting Bystanders and What to Do About It

When people die by accident, in violence, or maybe they're drunk, stoned, or angry, they get freeze-framed. Even if they die naturally but have no clue what to expect, they might not notice they're dead. It's frustrating to see and not be seen. It's frustrating to not know what you're supposed to do next. It's especially frustrating to be in someone else's body and think it's your own. That's if you're dead. If you're alive and that spirit has attached itself to you, well that's a whole other set of frustrations.

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Field Guide to the North American Bird

An illustrated guide to everyone’s favorite hand gesture, complete with a history of the bird, bird applications and etiquette, and how-tos for executing more than 50 birds. Brush up on classic birds like the Peel the Banana and the Volume ("Can you hear this?... Or do you want me to turn it up?"), then expand your vocabulary with more advanced birds like the Cell Phone, the Pulley, and the Helium Balloon. Includes a chapter on "Birds of the World," for the globetrotting bird-flipper. Flash the finger from China to the Czech Republic. (more...)

Sunday, March 23, 2008

The American Males Guide on How to Get More Pussy

Book Description: "THIS IS NOT ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS BOOKS. THIS IS A HOW TO GET MORE PUSSY BOOK!!! The four basic primal instincts that motivate men to work are food, shelter, money and sex. When you need food you go to the grocery store, when you need shelter you see a realtor, when you need money you get a job, and when you want more sex you study THE AMERICAN MALES' GUIDE ON HOW TO GET MORE PUSSY." (more...)

Monday, October 29, 2007

The Modern Drunkard

Attempting to deconstruct America's joyless obsession with sobriety, The Modern Drunkard offers today's befuddled drinkers a comprehensive and instructive manual on how to drink-and how to do it well. Through articles, anecdotes, cartoons, and illustrations, Frank Kelly Rich campaigns to revive the lost art of tippling and taps a deep vein of boozy lore and legend through the ages, uncovering etiquette and expertise from some of history's greatest guzzlers.
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Monday, October 15, 2007

Photography for Perverts

Learn how to meet and work with exotic models, and how to find techniques that match your wildest visions, plus tips on where to exhibit and publish your explicit photographs. Included are legal and ethical disscusions, a guide to fighting censorship, and a large selection of radical sex resources--all illustrated with Gatewood's mindblowing photos.
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Wednesday, October 10, 2007

The Art of Seduction

1. Choose the right victim; 2. Create a false sense of security - approach indirectly; 3. Send mixed signals; 4. Appear to be an object of desire - create triangles. 5. Create a need - stir anxiety and discontent; 6. Master the art of insinuation; 7. Enter their spirit; 8. Create temptation; 9. Keep them in suspense; 10. Use the demonic power of words to sow confusion; 11. Pay attention to detail; 12. Poeticize your presence; 13. Disarm through strategies of weakness and vulnerability; 14. Confuse desire and reality - the perfect illusion; 15. Isolate the victim; 16. Prove yourself; 17. Effect a regression; 18. Stir up the transgressive and taboo; 19. Use spiritual lures; 20. Mix pleasure with pain; 21. Give them space to fall; 22. Use physical lures; 23. Master the art of the bold move; 24. Beware the aftereffects.
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The 48 Laws of Power

Law 7: Get others to do the Work for you, but Always Take the Credit; Law 8: Make other People come to you – use Bait if Necessary; Law 9: Win through your Actions, Never through Argument; Law 11: Learn to Keep People Dependent on You; Law 14: Pose as a Friend, Work as a Spy; Law 17: Keep Others in Suspended Terror: Cultivate an Air of Unpredictability; Law 38: Think as you like but Behave like others; Law 44: Disarm and Infuriate with the Mirror Effect; Law 48: Assume Formlessness.
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Monday, October 8, 2007

Astonish Yourself: 101 Experiments in the Philosophy of Everyday Life

Droit's strange and delightful little volume explores some of the biggest questions in philosophy with exercises instead of terminology-laden tracts, by encouraging readers to discover the ways in which small or familiar acts--fasting, prowling, playing--can become "the starting point for that astonishment which gives rise to philosophy." There are exercises to calm, to disorient, to humanize, to displace; for instance, listening to shortwave radio at night, Droit writes, will help readers realize that "perpetually around you, woven into the air...are these hundreds of voices murmuring, in dozens of unknown or unrecognizable languages, of which you know nothing, expect that they spread an obscure and changing human crust, unendingly, over everything." Other exercises include: telephoning at random; drinking while urinating; looking at people from a moving car; contemplating a dead bird; turning off the sound on the TV; looking for blue food; considering humanity to be an error; smiling at a stranger.
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Friday, October 5, 2007

Puppetry of the Penis

A few years ago, Simon Morley and David Friend began performing their repertoire of "dick tricks" in Melbourne, Australia. Hitting England's shores to overwhelming critical acclaim at the 2000 Edinburgh Festival, their show has also played in Montreal and Toronto, and is on its way to Broadway. (Out of Print)
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Wednesday, October 3, 2007

A Hand in the Bush

A slick hands-on guide to the ins and outs of vaginal fisting.
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Saturday, September 22, 2007

Position of the Day Playbook

Description: "Each sexual position comes with an estimated caloric expenditure (for each person involved), a list of possible side effects (leg cramp, lawsuit), and equipment recommendations (hanging bar, stethoscope, cowboy hat)."
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